I used to do a lot of crazy things when I was out there. Been sober for a long time but I guess I forgot that I'm not as young as I used to be.
2 days ago I had a near-death experience that has changed me forever. I went horseback riding on a horse that had some issues. Everything was going fine until the horse started bucking out of control. I tried with all my might to hang on, but was thrown off.
Just when things could not possibly have gotten worse, my foot got caught in the stirrup. When this happened, I fell head-first to the ground. My head bounced along the ground as the horse would not stop or even slow down. I was about to give up hope, and I started losing consciousness.
Fortunately, someone saw what was happening, got the Walmart manager who came out and unplugged the darn thing!
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Who says there's no laughter in sobriety?
