Chapter 1
I have no future, nor do I want to really have one. What is so great about the future, if but a mental hypothesis of prior actions taken and put into action.. this story is going to get dark .... Buckle your seat belt kids and please keep all hands inside the ride at all times. Unless you are down with losing weight and by losing weight I mean losing limbs
I light a candle for dramatic effect , but find it so overplayed it is a farce of the dark genre now. I will just start with a dead body. Dead bodies are always fun. Don't worry this isn't stand by me.... Still with me? To quote another story in the same book by a scary author.. "if you have come this far. Maybe you're willing to go a little further."
Please hold while I connect your call. You may experience silence ... Please don't hang up.
