Chapter 3
I didn't think much of the ducks words that a storm was coming especially with the blue sky and not a cloud for miles. What storm could come my way? I thought to myself and only if I knew then what I knew now I wouldn't have laughed off the ducks heeding warning.
Me: I am going to pass on the rain coat, yet which path do you advise me to take since you seem so sure in your stance on a storm coming?
Duck: Well stranger i do say and advise you that go both ways..you maybe saying to yourself which I can tell with the stupid look humans get on their face when faced with a statement that doesn't jive with outside of the box thinking which is limited to your type. Us ducks do threesomes, land , sea and air.. the duck sighed. Get your mind out of the gutter. Before you ask how can I go both ways and I have to tell in a watered down fashion because you're human. You take one path and then walk back if you don't like it and take the other. You can always go back to the starting point. No shame in starting over. I won't judge or shame you, but merely guide you on your journey.
Me: what am I dead you're Virgil or something. Is this a divine comedy here to amuse you?
Duck: No you're not dead you idiot. Maybe a bit brain dead, but fully alive I can assure you I am just more your spirit animal that has been trying to guide you all alone, but my words fell on your deaf ears.. I made myself in physical form to get my points clearer to you in hopes that you would listen.
I shrugged my shoulders.
Me: I will go to the left. See you in a bit if I make it back this way. I am leaving the rain coat. No mother duck is going to tell what is best for me
I headed to the left leaving both the duck and cost behind.