"I don't drink" by Dr. Seuss

I do not drink it in a bar,
I do not drink it near or far.
I do not want it in a glass,
I do not want it, I will pass!
​I do not dibble, I don't dabble,
Not a little bit, not even a hit.
I won't trade peace for all that noise,
I'm leaving behind those old toxic toys.
​I do not drink it on a boat,
I do not drink it to stay afloat.
I do not drink it with a goat,
I do not pour it down my throat!
​I am willing and Abel,
My sobriety is stable.
No green eggs, no draft, no gin,
I like the sober life I'm in!

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Love this! Thank you for sharing!

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The Seuss remix is perfect. Keeping your peace and walking away from anything toxic is exactly what my sober life is.

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