If the Cowboys lose to the Houston Texans how can

Recovery
#1

If the Cowboys lose to the Houston Texans how can I possibly stay sober?🥲

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#2

:joy: F the cowboys

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#3

Now your just trying to push me to the bottle :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

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#4

I would hope that the cowboys is not your hp lol :laughing:

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#5

They’re kinda like my in between power. You already know addicts switch addictions

#6

Don’t worry we always blow it in the 4th quarter this year, we’re so sad :disappointed: I’ve been a fan since the beginning in ‘02 no real Houston Texan fan is surprised by another 4th quarter blown lead loss

#7

Hahaha be a Chicago fan it gets worse lol

#8

Yeah but the Cowboys will lift you up just to slam you down.
We barely got away today

#10

I knew there was something about you I was digging. I’m not going to lie that was a little too close for comfort

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#13

A drink or a drug isn’t going to make the cowboys better.

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#14

In my past I would beg to differ

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#15

Even at my worst I couldn’t drink Aikman out of retirement.

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#16

Become an EAGLES fan and be grateful

#17

Please man that is blasphemy 🫣

#18

Lol, great to a sober laugh and fun! The Christmas Eve game will be great👊

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#19

Be a Raider fan…:sob::flushed::pleading_face:

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#20

Maybe it would help your sobriety if you picked a better team :joy::joy::joy::joy::joy:jk

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#21

That’s not even fair sister :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

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#22

Bwhaahaaa!!!!

#23

I swear I knew being a Cowboy fan was going to get me bullied on here :face_with_head_bandage:

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