What's one of your favorite jokes?
Yo momma so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing and she said “moving”
I chuckled
Hahaha
What's Beethoven's favorite fruit? …….BaaNANANANAS.
What happens to nitrogen when the sun comes up?
It turns into daytrogen.
Where do sheep go to get a haircut?
The baa-baa shop.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the street?
It got stuck in the crack.
What did the yoga instructor say when her landlord tried to evict her?
Namaste.
All these have me cracking up.
Ok I asked Alexa to tell me a joke 5 times to share with y’all and they were literally all so awful Im not even going to bother
I like really bad jokes.. sometimes the lamer the more it makes me laugh.
Ok how do astronauts blow their noses in space?
well, it snot rocket science
Yessss lolll .. I mean it's all about the delivery maybe that's the problem online but it still got me to chuckle
Yall don't want me started with the bad jokes…
What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a lake?…Bob
if he is at your front door? MATT
If he is on a wall?… ART
If he is in a hole? … Phil
Ok now these are bad bad hahahah
What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Lean beef
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef
What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter he isn't coming.
Loll