It's the weekend and I need some good recovery humor! Anyone have some relatable gems you've heard in recovery or the rooms?
I ran into my ex-wife last week. Told her my sponsor said "everyone" needs to embrace their mistakes ...... So she gave me a hug. 
The AAer said they told me to practice these principles in all our affairs but I haven’t had any affairs since I have sobered up.
"sometimes quickly, sometimes slowly."
This applies to ALL of our prayers. The answer to them is usually slowly... Because God is really, really, really OLD! HA!
God is almost never early. Rarely on time, but never ever late. His timing is always perfect if we will just trust Him
If you don’t pick it up, you can’t get high!