Quotes that would not make a ken burns documentary. Cue a Peter coyote narration.
"I should remember not to talk and have sound come out like the phonograph. Because gee whiz the vibrations that come out of my throat should have passed through my prefrontal cortex first instead of just passing go through the limbic system. That way I wouldn't literally be in the hogwash."
- Timothy Shade - August 13, 1915