So if you can laugh at one or two things

So if you can laugh at one or two things that your wasted self does, what would those be?

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My wonderful ability to craft procrastination. My problem is I haven't gotten around to perfecting that technique yet, maybe tomorrow.

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I would hide shit while I was drunk and then the next day be on a huge hunt to find it :woman_facepalming:t3:

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That is funny!

i had invented a horrible australian accent (my sister lives there). i used to leave her and her husband messages in this accent. at the time i would always know what i was saying and the big game was figuring it out the next day. sometimes that was possible, sometimes not :joy:

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I get totally enthralled by people’s stories but don’t remember any of the details. The next time I see them I’m like Dori in Finding Nemo. It’s funny but quite sad.

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That was definitely me!!!

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Interesting question - I went to a high school / college drinking friends weekend away at a cabin - very interesting being on sober side of things - watching the drunk side get drunker - louder, more obnoxious- not passing judgement- that was me for 35 years.

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My whole life before I got sober because I can’t remember a thing about it so I look at it as being one big laugh

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I would think i get the parties started by drinking, dancing and joking but didn't realize I was making a fool out of myself, how embarrassing .. so Glad does days are behind. Me..lol

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Audio or it didn't happen :grin::grin::grin:

Renee I have been looking at my fb posts over the past year and I lmao at some of the craziness I put out there. Yikes!

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College room mate stole a big bottle of “151” Ronrico. In order not to be left out of the other half of the the bottle (we both passed out). In a blackout stashed the bottle. My senior year moved to a smaller apt. Taking apart my bed there she was... between the mattress and the box springs. I had been sleeping on the “big bottle” for two years. Being semi sober and concentrating on my impending graduation I put the bottle up on the shelf. One morning I got in my car it started and subsequently ran out of gas in the parking lot. In a :bulb: moment I went in got that bottle of rum and put it in the gas tank. The old car ran better than it had in years. Made it to class on time! Merely one of many similiar incidence! By the grace of God I’ve made it this far...O2-28-2OO2

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I wash reds with whites….boy did she get mad….

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One thing I used to do was order stuff online and completely forget! Packages would arrive and I’d be like “who ordered this?!” :joy:

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Lol. I bet that is becoming pretty common!

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Hands down had to be dancing, would not bust a move until I had a good fat buzz on then I thought I was the best one out there.

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Yes and if anything like me, cringe-worthy bad dancing. Lol

The last time I got really drunk I jumped into my best friends pool at his daughters 11th birthday party naked. You just never know what I’ll do next. Heck either do I… :joy:

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The old me years ago with friends would close the bar down, stay after hours, get completely slaughtered at concerts and music festivals and would obnoxious and have no self respect. Glad those days are long behind me years ago.

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