If you can’t find a good meeting, start your own.
Cool beans. You got your recovery pack. Get to work young lady. Find a local church and bug them. That’s a start. Or community center. Or an abandoned building. Lol. Or your living room. Lmao
Sponsors in all shapes and sizes needed! Can I get a secretary? The point is do whatever you gotta do to stay on point.
Or FaceTime Kevin for a good time 
. How are you doing Buddy?
No no no. Camera busted last time it saw me.
You have great tips. I’m going to start auctioning you off!
Why?
I’m still trying to figure out what the definition of anonymous is in sobriety. That sounds like a good meeting topic!
It means, don’t broadcast your dirty laundry in public. Or broadcast others.
Must be God. Take a multivitamin and relax.
Always
Supplements keep you young.
Is it too late? Sorry if I could find a sponsor I might have better sober etiquette. My bad. I’m sorry but I’m SURE it will happen again.
Lol. It’s all good. Stay on that cloud.
