Welp. I definitely didn’t accidentally delete my account unintentionally. 
Eating pickles straight up is still gross. Feel every piece of this silent but not-so-silent judgement. Feel every piece. Slice that pickle up and glue it to a sandwich with some mustard paste. You deserve better.
I like pickles. By themselves.
No guilt.
No shame.
No ragrets.
The shame will come brother! Every man has his day! 
I'm grateful that talk about pickles has returned. Knew something was missing!
Yes. Yes. They always reveal themselves, as they cannot resist the urge to discuss their affinity for toppings as side dishes. Gross


I’m with Taylor on this one.. pickles are delicious 

Pickles forever!
Aw come on! Pickles belong on a sandwich with some mustard paste. Sicka this! 
Now mustard is gross!! And I'm willing to bet that whatever mustard paste is, that it's even more gross.
Mustard is like that aunt who is only pleasant when her husband is with her. Great together, but showing up to the party to see just Ant Lisa by herself? That’s what I’m NOT doing lol mustard is always accompanied by ketchup. Mandatory!
Why is everyone talkin bout pickles?
Listen, I could be addicted to way worse things
Ketchup? What are you, like 5? Hahaha
You’re the one eating dills out here all willy dilly out here!
and im talking in the context of a sandwich, a burger, more specifically. Bun, beef, cheese, ketchup, muskard, sliced pickles, bun, win. I’m not out here doin no weirdness with these condiments like.. like I’m not dipping dino nuggies into a plate with mustard and ketchup on it lmfaooo
You absolutely could… yet, here we are! Shame on you 
"Dino nuggies". I'm literally dying right now. Hahaha
Bahahaha!
I love pickles!
Ketchup is on the Mount Rushmore of condiments. Right next to relish. And they were both very good on my burger tonight.
Aw come on you’re killin me 
You’re a good man, Brian. Good man.