What’s your answer to:
You may have a problem with drugs or alcohol if…
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When you roll out of bed to go to work, you land on the concrete floor of the county jail.
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The drugs you need to get high wouldn’t fit in the Space Needle.
Your turn..
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You stop at a stop sign wait for it to turn green!
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You run out of beer, and have to use milk with your cereal
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When you decide to snort heroine just because you can’t find cocaine.
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When you pinch just a little bit of rent money to get you one more
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When you get mad at the dealer because you’ve been waiting for an hour after he told you he was 10 minutes away
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Oh girl don’t get me started I got a lot 
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You thought all hospital beds were equipped with handcuffs.
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When you wake in the morning with a huge black and blue bump on the forehead and no idea how it got there.
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When you wake up the next morning in unfamiliar house, in a room with 6 other strangers in an unfamiliar town
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The squatter watching you from across the street is a fire hydrant!
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Love this!!!
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You wake up in the morning and can’t remember where you left the bottle from last night, only to eventually find it and it’s empty!! 
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When you wake up an both trucks are missing an then find them in to completely different town with no idea how you got them there
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Not me but my favorite isn’t the guy come home drunk, wife says can you even tell time? So he turns around and tells the clock he isn’t drunk.
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I've met him, nice guy.
You are on a first name basis with the cops, and you are sure that means they dig your antics.
You have a broken rib and you are embarrassed to go to the doctor because you don’t know how it happened.
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