Woke up feeling like stir-fried 
. So bloated from eating 
two nights in a row, and all the snacks yesterday at work (cuz free snacks) I almost couldn’t get my riding boots on. And completely exhausted from, 
, a three hour nap on the sofa and eight solid hours of sleep in my bed. But I can’t call in “bloated and exhausted”, so, #getupdressupshowup is the name of the game. This top makes my boobs look amazing AND it sort of hides my bloated stomach…yes, one of the perks of having amazing boobs is that they draw the eye away from my belly.
And by some miracle, I managed to climb up into the #suburbanassaultvehicle Uber sent to take me into work without assistance.
