You can't make a stupid comment. You can't hurt anyone. There are no phones. You don't need any money. It doesn't matter what you wear, what car you drive or what degrees you have. Everyone, even people with lots of years of sobriety, is equal. People don't want anything, but to help you. You even get to eat sweets.
TODO: No matter why you are thinking of relapsing, a recovery meeting is a safe and helpful place to go to share what's going on. Don't miss the miracle of this support.